I am Wilbur. I am NOT an Easter bunny.
I am a big bun who has lots of fur but not a very big tum. I like to keep myself clean, my bunwife too. I worried my mum sick when I stopped eating late the other night. GI Stasis caused by fur blocking my gut.
Mum says the strings of pearls I leave behind are a welcome sight but she can’t sell them to recover the costs.
I am Wilbur. I am NOT an Easter bunny.